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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

buckinglovespit:

notyourordinarytherapist:

notsocrazyafterall:

I found this on ifunny, and you know what? This douchebag needs to be known. Noone should ever be allowed to make someone hurt so badly. Lets signal boost this.

I must not break another key board.
I Must Not Break Another Keyboard.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.

I DFKJDKJEKFVNBR;GRN;OBSHBGLY

FUCK.

He deserves to be set on fire

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